Saturday, July 2, 2011

Definition: Geologist

Just a little tidbit I thought I would share with you all to give you a better idea of what a "Geologist" really is.

Here is a snippet from Uncyclopedia.org. Click here to see the full article (pay close attention to "Geologists and Alcohol")

"Geologists are 'scientists' with unnatural obsessions with beer and rocks. Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano poking, fault finding, bouldering, dust-collecting, and high-risk colouring. One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time and their heads are harder than rocks. Consequently, such abstract concepts as "Tuesday Morning" and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension. (This difficulty generates problems particularly when dealing with the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse and attempting to explain why you were "gone for so long" or why something is taking "so long to occur.")"

... I highly recommend reading the full article. So... DO IT! :-)

11 days until I'm on break for the second time, heading up to Dawson City for the DCMF with one of the Geos from camp here. It's going to be a wicked time with lots of friends, some hitchhiking, couch surfing, and copious amounts of drinking!

Ahhh break - I'm looking forward to it already and I've only been back here for 12 days!

-C




2 comments:

  1. LOVE IT!!!! Will read the whole article, most definitely. Let's chat before you go still further North - that sounds like a fantastic music fest. oxxoxox

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  2. Love!! Reposting on my blog, with credit to you. :)

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